One Pan Annie – The Fat Lady Sings

By Jan Jackson for One Pan Annie

With the promise of anonymity, the fat lady agreed to sing. A source of experience, observation and wisdom, we’ll hear it as she writes it.

September 7th

When one of your favorite poets is Ogden Nash, you know right away I’m not really into poetry. That said, one of my favorite Ogden Nash poems is:

Celery

Celery raw,

Develops the jaw

But celery, stewed,

Is more easily chewed.”

So, when I found three pieces of celery in my fridge (they were headed downhill), I did what any red-blooded person would do. I cut them up and threw them in the pan with my meat du jour.

Now, my question is this (asking for a friend of course). What would Ogden Nash find to rhyme with celery fried.

Just looking for good health. We’ll see what tomorrow brings.

 

September 3rd

Just finishing up a fascinating biography on Jack London. I’ve been fascinated by the author Jack London since I visited Wolf Creek Inn & Tavern in beautiful Wolf Creek Oregon (an unincorporated community in Josephine County, Oregon, United States, just off Interstate 5). He stayed there and the door to the room he stayed in is on display but roped off. I’ve stayed there as well – thought about getting up in the middle of the night and crawling in his famous bed – but I didn’t. You may wonder why I’m talking about Jack London on my food page.

Evening falls on Wolf Creek Inn; photo by Jan jackson

In reading about the brilliant man (who wrote some 50 books in a mere 14 years), I learned that he was addicted to instant  rather than ultimate happiness. He did what would give him pleasure in the instant rather than what would give him pleasure long term. He was a drinker, a womanizer and an adventurer.

I think being addicted to the instant rather than ultimate, explains why we eat what excites us rather than the healthy stuff. We claim to want to be healthy, to want bodies that the diet books claim we can have. But that would mean we go for the ultimate. Judging by the obesity rate, the rising heart disease and diabetes statistics much less the profits the makers of junk food and the fast food companies are raking in, I suggest we would rather have the ‘instant.’

Might as well quit buying those get thin diet plans and just admit we  – like Jack London – are into ‘instant’ and not ‘ultimate happiness.’

Just looking for good health. We’ll see what tomorrow brings.

 

September 2nd

Well, just look at that. You can tell I love pork chops, yellow potatoes and mushrooms. I’ll eat mushrooms with anything and everything or alone. I like yellow potatoes because I don’t like to peel potatoes and I can eat the skins on the yellow ones. It’s not only a matter of lazy, but one of added fiber and nutrition.

The mushrooms and the potatoes are so tasty when I pan broil them with the pork chop. I can tell you that if you found a restaurant that served this tasty plate of food, you would encourage all your friends to go there. I can eat it as often as I want in my own kitchen in less than ten minutes and for less than $3.00. Sometimes I fix chicken, fish, lamb or beef – but two days in a row I had pork.

Is a good healthy meal from scratch boring? Not anymore so that going up to the window or a restaurant and ordering the same things evert time. Is a good healthy meal from scratch better for you? Well my body (heart, liver, kidneys etc.) say I’m good to them and they reward me every day.

Just looking for good health. We’ll see what tomorrow brings.

September 1st

I just finished listening to an 18 hour Great Courses recording called “Food, A Culinary History.”  It was wonderful.

It, and many books I’ve read recently, talk about our eating habits today come from the need of convenience. If it isn’t convenient, we don’t do it. But, I’m not sure that is the root of the problem.

Take a look at the lunch I fixed myself today. I took a pice of meat, sliced up a yellow potato (no, I didn’t even peel it first), threw in a handful of carrot cores (yes – they started out as big carrots and were pared down to little ones), sliced three mushrooms and threw them into my electric fry pan.

Do I think that was inconvenient? No, I don’t. The whole thing probably took less than 10 minutes and cost less than $3.00.  I didn’t have a pan to wash because I don’t wash it after every time I use it. I had one dish and one fork to put in the dishwasher. I not only made a good honest meal from scratch without being inconvenienced, but I didn’t have any boxes or plastic bags to throw in the garbage.

My grandmother had ten kids and not much money. She didn’t like being inconvenienced and didn’t really like cooking either for that matter. So she cooked the lazy way  – just like I fixed my lunch for myself. Neither one of us spent hours looking up recipes and putting different ingredients together to create  spectacular culinary treats. My own mother had only two children but she cooked the easy nutritious way too. I had four children and I followed suit.

I don’t think it is convenience we are after because you can prepare good honest healthy meals from scratch and not be inconvenienced. I think people are hooked on the salt, sugar and fat of processed and fast food.

I made a deal with my body that I wouldn’t throw food into it that it couldn’t process. That’s what it’s about.

Just looking for good health. We’ll see what tomorrow brings.

August 8th

Any day that has a pork chop and mushrooms in it is a good day. Wasn’t today, but it was yesterday and that’s close enough. Topped off the day at 1185 calories, but they were plain food enough that I dropped two pounds four ounces. The small Heath Blizzard I ate the day before, caused a 7-ounce gain. It had been two or three years since I had had a Blizzard. It was tasty, but not so tasty but what I’ll wait another two or three years for another one.

Yesterday:

Poached egg, two plain tortillas for breakfast (220 calories); small porkchop, four mushrooms and an apple for lunch (280 calories); a can of cooked dried beans, two plain tortillas and some dried prunes for dinner (685 calories).

Today:

A hamburger and broccoli day – 650 calories so far. Hope my interest in other things keep me from getting hungry prematurely. I don’t do hunger. I just know my body so well that I know what it likes to process, and it isn’t Dairy Queen Blizzards.

I tell myself all the time, “Toots, you’re lucky when it comes to meal planning because you live alone.” Of course, the rub is, you don’t really live alone. You live with your heart, liver, stomach, kidneys, bones, and muscles.  That’s quite a group to feed in a way that makes your body work.

I read a really good book called “We Are What We Eat,” by Alice Waters. What I got out of it more than talk about specific food, was her realization about how bloody lazy we are. She said it nicer than that but it’s what she meant. What she really said is, we were into convenience. Translated, that means we don’t give a rip about what our body needs, we just want to take the lazy-ass way out.

“Well Toots, you and I aren’t going to take that way.”

Bon Apetit.

About one tablespoon mayonnaise – I probably put two in my salad at lunch.

 

August 5th

Every day, the same thing. Get up, strip, and step on the scales. “They” say not to weigh every morning. Well Ms or Mr. “They”, back off. Maybe some people shouldn’t but I should. The only reason I’ve been able to manage my  degree of overweight, is to weigh every morning. If I don’t the weight keeps creeping up. Get it? OK then,  back off.

This morning, I weighed myself, Oh! Not good. “OK Toots,” I said to myself. “We’re going to pay attention today.”

Breakfast: One tangerine (40 calories) and one cup black coffee = 40 calories

Lunch: One can salmon (120 calories), 1/2 green peas (60 calories), lettuce (20 calories) and two tablespoons of mayonnaise (200 calories) = 400 calories

“Think that will do you till dinner time?” says I. ” Well we’ll just see,” I answered back. Sometimes I can sail smoothly through the afternoon and sometimes I can’t. Always interesting to see what the day brings. Can’t keep snacks around, because I’m programed me to eat them. What will I eat the rest of the day? I don’t know. For me to lose weight, it can’t be much. Will have to stay between 700 and 800 calories. Will this be the day for that? Just have to wait and see.

Had a great one-and-one-half-hour phone conversation with a friend – revved me up. When I’m raved up,  I don’t get hungry.

Dinner: So, by late afternoon I had an egg (80 calories) wrapped in two plain tortillas (100) and at dinner time had a sweet potato with a little butter on it (150).

You would think that a 750-calorie day would be a day that weight would drop off in chunks but instead it was a day I gained one ounce. My body doesn’t function well, so I’m never surprised. Im’s like a furnace that doesn’t draw. If my body was a furnace, I’d junk it and buy a new one.

Just looking for good health – we’ll see what tomorrow brings.

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