Ranch conversations
Some conversations at our place are quieter than others.
My wife and I are breathing a vast sigh of relief. Recently we picked up some hand-held radios to carry on our ATV’s. On our place, it’s easy to go over a hill and drop into a canyon when looking for a missing critter. When one of us needs a hand or an extra pair of eyes, these radios make our lives easier.
Before the radios our conversations across canyons—some people call them yelling matches—would go something like this…
“I see the sheep. They’re using their cloaking devices to hide in the rocks.”
“I can’t hear you…can you see if they’re in the rocks?”
“NO! Left, bear left…they’re in the rocks.”
“RIGHT, I’ll go that way…they usually hide in the rocks though!”
“NOOOOOO!! LEFT…IN THE ROCKS!!!”
“LEFT?? MINE OR YOURS???
“YOURS…NO WAIT, MINE…I DON’T CARE…SOMEBODY’S!!!!”
“QUIT YELLING…I STILL DON’T SEE ‘EM…I’M HEADED TO THE RIDGE TO SPOT THEM!!!”
After taking a half hour to do a job that should have been no more than five minutes, we meet back at the sheep pens, hoarse and croaky. The conversation continues…
“YOU ALMOST RAN THE SHEEP OVER WITH YOUR ATV…”
“IF YOU’D JUST TOLD ME THEY WERE IN THE ROCKS…”
…even though we’re standing four feet apart. Not much gets done for the rest of the day.
These days the radios have helped us a lot. We have fewer conversations at decibel levels loud enough to cause rockslides.
Now, with a radio, when I’m using the ailing tractor to load hay on the feed truck our conversations sound more like this…
“This bale got damp and is a little heavy, would you pull the truck forward so I don’t need to torque the hydraulics to get it square on the bed?”
“How far…a couple of feet?”
“Yeah, about that…Hey, while I’m thinking about it, would you like to take a break after chores and run into town for dinner tonight?”
“Sure, sounds good…that far enough?”
“Yeah, OK here goes…I’m in the mood for Mexican tonight, what about you?”
“Fine with me, be careful…do you remember where the ATV trailer is?”
…CRUNCH…GRIND…
“HEY…WHO PARKED THE TRAILER THERE WHERE I COULDN’T SEE IT?”
Just before the radio goes dead, a quiet voice comes through my speaker and says, “I think you did, dear.”
So these hand-held radios have saved us much time and effort over the last year. They’ve helped us reduce the volume of many ranch conversations.
However, they haven’t done much to help distracted drivers.








